Third Date Fuck

You’re posted up at home, killing time, waiting for Ezra Mahomes to swing by. Technically, it’s your third date, and yeah, the third date has a reputation for a reason.

When he finally walks in, you can tell right away he’s on the same wavelength. No awkward small talk, no stalling. He’s excited to get going, his blue eyes on you and clearly picking up the vibe you’re putting down.

You throw on a scary movie; something with enough jump scares to justify closing the distance. It’s an easy plan: one minute you’re “just watching,” the next he’s cuddled up on your couch, shoulder-to-shoulder, and that casual cuddle turns into a full-on seal-the-deal situation.

Sometimes you don’t need a big plan. You just let the vibes flow and let nature do its thing. And when you see his smooth bubble butt, you know it was worth the wait!